Pattaya – Holy Krap, someone call the World Health Organazation – it’s an epidemic!

Via: Pattaya Daily News

‘Australian Falls From 4th FloorAfter Smoking On Balcony’

Sumran Kamwattana Pattaya Police was informed of seriously  injured foreign man  who fell from the 4th floor of Flipper Lodge Hotel next to Pattaya Police apartments. At the scene, the police found Mr Money Simon, age 27, Australian national, lying down at the ground between the walls of the Flipper Lodge Hotel and Pattaya Police apartment. His body was scratched, his leg was broken, and his neck was sprained and he could not move his his body. A doctor gave him the first aid and took him to Pattaya Memorial Hospital.

http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2011/08/10/australian-falls-from-4th-floorafter-smoking-on-balcony/

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‘American Jumps to His Death From 9th Floor of Pattaya Mariott Resort & Spa’

Preecha Samrith, Pattaya Police was informed of the death of a foreigner falling from the balcony of Pattaya Mariott Resort & Spa next to the Royal Garden Plaza,

Pattaya. At the scene, of the 5-star hotel the police found the victim’s body on the balcony of the second floor. The victim was the foreigner, lying down face down on the floor. His  his neck and limbs were broken. His passport was discoverd on his body identifying him as Mr Justin Alan Nogosek, age 43, American national.

Belongings; cash 100 THB ($3.30USD) and eye glasses.

Upon investigation, the police found the victim fell from the 9th floor as they found a pair of slippers on  the balcony outside room number 930.

http://www.pattayadailynews.com/en/2011/08/10/american-jumps-to-his-death-from-9th-floor-of-pattaya-mariott-resort-spa/

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DUCK!

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Breaking News – Pattaya Officially Changes Name to the ‘Inffamous SeasideResort of Pattaya’

‘The mayor said to generate fresh international publicity for The Infamous Seaside Resort of Pattaya, police would raid go-go bars, briefly detain some of the town’s best-known pedophiles, throw a few old foreigners off balconies, and ask the town’s waxworks museum to resurrect its Hitler billboard.”

https://seattle99.wordpress.com/2011/07/31/breaking-news-pattaya-officially-changes-name-to-%e2%80%98the-infamous-seaside-resort-of-pattaya%e2%80%99/

SEE WHAT I MEAN, CALL WHO, NOW!

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